is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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