Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He shit in the fireplace
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