DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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