its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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