I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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