S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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