ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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