No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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