If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize