he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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