some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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