wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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