Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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