just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I think I have vodka in my lungs
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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