Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
