If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
