erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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