I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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