check it out our google latitudes are spooning
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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