I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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