oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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