Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Boobs are out for the taking
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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