so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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