If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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