yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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