I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Me too!
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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