Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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