Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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