idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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