If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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