So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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