Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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