There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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