I think I am morally bankrupt
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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