I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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