did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
