this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
There are leaves in my underwear?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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