Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize
