Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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