I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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