i don't like sucking hair
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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