Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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