i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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