i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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