Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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