He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My balls are so social today.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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