is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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