? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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