I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Too much gin, very little bucket
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Randomize
