Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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