So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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