Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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