Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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