i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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