If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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